Reasons I am a grownup…

• There is currently a chicken roasting in my oven. A WHOLE. CHICKEN. Roasting.
• I recently purchased a food processor.
• I can’t leave for work unless my bed is made.
• I “go to work”.
• I “commute”.
• When someone is tailgating me, I drive slower.

Reasons I am not a grownup:

• I sometimes eat chocolate chip cookies for breakfast.
• I still call my mom when I get a stuffy nose.
• Today I giggled LOLed when one of my kids said my “pavorite fart of the day” instead of “favorite part of the day”.
• Disney. Music.
• When someone is tailgating me, I drive slower.