Reasons I am a grownup…

  • There is currently a chicken roasting in my oven. A WHOLE. CHICKEN. Roasting.
  • I recently purchased a food processor.
  • I can’t leave for work unless my bed is made.
  • I “go to work”.
  • I “commute”.
  • When someone is tailgating me, I drive slower.

Reasons I am not a grownup:

  • I sometimes eat chocolate chip cookies for breakfast.
  • I still call my mom when I get a stuffy nose.
  • Today I giggled LOLed when one of my kids said my “pavorite fart of the day” instead of “favorite part of the day”.
  • Disney. Music.
  • When someone is tailgating me, I drive slower.
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