One of my favorite things to do is check the stats page where I can see what people Google to get to my blog. Here are some of the best:
I miss you baby
I miss you, too.
Was this person wondering what people on a picnic look like? Why not just go to a park? Because you won’t find any picnic people – or people picnics – here.
Blue french bulldog
THEY COME IN BLUE????!
Whatever. It happens. Way to bring up bad memories.
“Ride on my foot”
I hope this doesn’t have a dirty meaning because if it does…ew.
Jeans jacket for cat
When have I ever made (or mentioned) calzones? Confused.
Pregnant sea monkey
How can I convince my boyfriend to learn CPR
Couldn’t make this up if I tried.
Person eating oreo
You found it. Probably relates to my number one fave search term…
Sad ugly face