OH MY GOD THESE DOUGHNUTS I’M GOING TO DIE I DIED I’M DEAD.
*Warning: If you aren’t a fan of the times when I freak out unnecessarily over food, you should totes skip this post.*
Let me tell you how these most amazing doughnuts came into my life.
Mike was in NYC this past weekend, and I sent him a text that said a little something like this:
“Hey there one-that-I-love-oh-so-much, if you happened to be near Doughnut Plant and you wanted to buy some doughnuts for me, I wouldn’t be mad. I’ve heard their doughnuts are MAD GOOD and like, if you chose to spend your 24 hours in NYC buying me food instead of hanging with your bros, that would be okay with me. And if, by chance, you found yourself at said doughnut place, here’s the list of items I want. No pressure.”
He followed up a few hours later with some texts that sounded a little something like this:
“Oh, did you want me to go to Doughnut Plant? Because the broseph that I’m staying with just so happens to live around the corner from it.
And oh, do you love french bulldogs? Because I just so happened to stumble upon a litter of french bulldog puppies on my way to get doughnuts.
*Photo of 14 Frenchie baby puppies piled on top of each other for naptime*
*Frenchie puppy photo*
*Frenchie puppy photo*
And, OH….were you wondering what 30 dollars worth of doughnuts looks like??
*Doughnut box photo*
Now you know.
*Photo of Frenchie puppies waking up*
*Frenchie puppies photo*
*Frenchie puppies photo*”
And then he returned home toting THIS.
Here’s what we got…
I took one bite of the pumpkin and I fell into some sort of doughnut trance where I could only rock myself back and forth and murmur things like “Fluuuuffy. Cozy. Pumpkiiiin. Warmth. So cooozzzyyy. Fluffyyy.”
Listen, I am ACTUALLY. DROOLING. just thinking about it.
I was putting off eating this crumbly one because I thought it was coated in cinnamon sugar and was like, whatevs, I have chocolate and glaze and cream filling to focus on. But obv I needed to make the rounds, so I took a bite and had the best realization of all realizations that one could ever realize [surrounding doughnuts].
THE CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIE DOUGHNUT IS DIPPED IN CHOCOLATE GLAZE
AND THEN IT IS COATED IN COOKIE CRUMBS.
Go to Doughnut Plant. And take me with you.